THEY. RILE. me.
Mind, not all of them. Just the really SHIT ones.
How do I know when one's shit?
If you're instincts fail you, then we have some tips to help along your powers of observation.
That said, if you need such hand-holding to spot shit salon names, your taste is probably questionable at best anyway. Bitter pill, I know. The upside is you probably won't be as offended.
What's the secret?
Basically, a clever business owner decides to work some hair-related word into a common idiom or phrase. Surely you've all cringed at the sight of a salon called something like Hair Apparent or Mane Appeal?
My personal favourite is when said owner decides a generic name/phrase that's been intentionally misspelled will make their formerly hum-drum name suddenly appear unique.
Sure does. In that you have MISSPELLED it. Nail Tyme isn't any more appealing to me than Nail Time. On the contrary.
I would blame THIS EVIL WEBSITE if I thought anyone used it. Holy shit, it's awful. Or wonderful. Wonderfully awful?
Better even than the name suggestions is the story after the fold. Pure gold, that.
What's the worst you've seen?