Gentlemen's Tonic at Selfridges

We're not sure how many investment bankers we'll see at Gentlemen's Tonic but we thought it was still a nice thought... not a bad place for men to go whilst their ladyeees do the holiday shopping in a rammed Selfridges, no? Apparently Gentlemen's Tonic will be a ‘reassuringly male experience’ for all... what does that mean? They give you a Nelson Mandela upon arrival and drop you at the rub 'n' tug?! Just kidding, although what I think he means is decidedly dandyish and metrosexual... male in that sense, perhaps.

It's on the first floor across from Ralph Lifshitz, complete with four treatment rooms and a barber shop.