Urban Junkies on man makeup

Honestly, my abs hurt from laughing at the last line in the latest from Urban Junkies...

But seriously... what the hell ever happened to manly men? I don't want a wafer-thin emotional mess in makeup. Thanks but no thanks. Give me something rugged with stubble, deep voice, calloused, paw-like hands and, if possible, a ranch and sense of chivalry. Although from the looks of the manscape in London over the past four years, manly men are a rare and endangered species among the throngs of emo boys with bad posture. I'll take a young Clint Eastwood over Heidi Slimane's skinny boys any day, thank you very much.

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